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Qdoba wrote back to me:

Grant -

Thanks for your comments. Although the preferred eating method for our burritos involves peeling down the foil and using both hands like when eating a banana, it obviously carries a higher "degree of difficulty!" A simple solution would be to ask the server preparing your food for a black plate. These are food-quality plastic plates used normally for our taco salads, nachos and naked burritos. We will gladly provide you with one. Also, feel free to ask the server to cut the burrito in half; we'd be glad to assist you in sharing your entree.

Thanks again for being a Qdoba regular. We look forward to seeing you again soon!

Sincerely,

Neil Harfert
Regional Director of Operations

Write a silly letter to a corporation, get a silly response. "Like when eating a banana" indeed. Too bad they didn't send me coupons for free Qdoba food. Mmmm... taco.